Oh god! What is that! A tote? From Fendi no less. It has to be! Only they would dare create a monster like this! The Fendi Net Palazzo Print Medium Tote in Cream. The print on the tote pays homage to the neo-classical architecture of Fendi’s Palazzo flagship store in Italy, and while the idea was good, the results are less than desirable.

And the worst thing? The bag has a velcro closure! They can call it ‘double touch-tape tab closure’, but it still is velcro! Yup, velcro in a Fendi bag! Gosh. I am still in shock.

So technically, you pay SGD1000 for a coated canvas bag with canvas shoulder straps and velcro closure tabs. How stupid do they think we are?

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